2 skirts and a jsk to fund donation towards sending Donald Trump back to Jupiter to live with the Lizardmen

LISTEN I HAVE A GREAT SECRET TO TELL YOU: DONALD TRUMP IS NOT AMERICAN. DONALD TRUMP IS NOT EVEN HUMAN. HE IS A LIZARD WEARING A SQUIRREL'S TAIL FOR HAIR AND USED ADULT DIAPERS FOR SKIN HE IS A LITERAL SHITBAG. THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED THAT I WILL SELL PARTS OF MY CLOSET TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (TM) AND DONATE PARTS OF THE SALE TO NASA SO WE CAN FINALLY BUY DONALD TRUMP A ONE-WAY TICKET BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET JUPITER WHERE HE CAN GET STUPIDER WITH HIS LIZARD PALS.
IN THIS LOT YOU WILL FIND A STAR MAP DISGUISED AS A DRESS WITH SECRET COORDINATES TO TRUMP'S HOMETOWN. DON'T ASK ME TO DECODE IT IT'S TOP SECRET ONLY NASA NEEDS TO KNOW BUT DON'T WORRY THEY ALREADY HAVE THE COORDINATES THEY JUST REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD ADD THIS BEAUTIFUL KICKASS DRESS IN LIKE-NEW CONDITIONS TO YOUR CLOSET. BEWARE THAT STAR MAPS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THE GREATEST DRESSES THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY STARS TO PUT ON ONE DRESS SO THERE'S A BIT OF BUNCHING WHERE THE SKIRT MEETS THE BUST OF THE DRESS AND THE ZIPPER HAS A HARD TIME ZIPPING UP PAST IT. ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS LOT ARE 2 SKIRTS, BOTH FROM THE INDIE BRAND KINKI KITTY. THAT'S JUST WHAT NASA LIKES TO BE CALLED IN BED AND ALSO HAPPENS TO BE ITS SAFE WORDS SO JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE NASA IN PERSON AND ASK IT OUT FOR DRINKS AND ONE THINGS LEADS TO ANOTHER AND YOU'RE ROMANCING NASA ON TOP OF THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE OKAY. THESE SKIRTS AREA ALSO IN GOOD CONDITIONS AND WILL FIT WAIST UP TO 38" AND BOTH ARE ABOUT 22" IN LENGTH. GOOD FOR KINKI GOOD BED TIME FUNSIES.
FOR A LIMITED TIME I AM SHIPPING ALL MY LISTINGS FOR $10 SHIPPED IN THE CONTINENTAL USA. THAT MEANS 48 STATES EXCLUDING ALASKA AND HAWAII BECAUSE FUCK THOSE STATES AMIRITE. NO JK IF YOU LIVE IN ALASKA OR HAWAII HIT ME UP I WILL STILL SHIP IT TO YOU IT JUST CAN’T BE $10 BECAUSE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS LIVE TO FAR WHAT THE FUCK. YOU MIGHT AS WELL LIVE IN RUSSIA OR THE NORTH POLE OR SOME SHIT WHEN YOU AREN’T CONNECTED TO THE GREAT UNITED MOTHER FUCKING STATE OF GUN-LOVING AMERICA NAWMEEN MOTHER FUCKERS? ANYWAY IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE USA I CAN STILL SHIP TO YOU, JUST HIT YA HOMEGIRL UP I HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME DEALS WE GET THIS SHIPPED TO YOU AND NO ONE HAS TO KNOW IT’S BETWEEN YOU ME AND THE DON CORLEON WE GOOD? AIGHT WE GOOD MOTHER FUCKERS.

 

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