Piece of absolute garbage Pink Dear Lenore Shoes

Sold for:

$18

Sold on: 04/15/15
Sold to: vaughn737 (+6, -0) (North Carolina)

Seller rating:

(+41, -1)
Seller location:
USA, Michigan
USA
JP size 23/23.5 US size 6/6.5

No scuffs or marks. Never worn, only tried on pink Dear Lenore tea party-style shoes.


Despite having never been worn, THESE SHOES ARE NOT WEARABLE!!!

Having a hankering for shoes you can't walk in? Adorable to look at, but massively painful to wear? Maybe you'd like gouges or blisters in your feet after walking about 10 feet?


Well, these are the shoes for you!

Perfectly crafted with the straps attached on the inside of the shoe, so you get that magic "stone-eternally-in-your-shoe" feeling, 24/7 when you wear them!


Don't believe me? The sides of your feet and the back of your heel is sure to feel painfully sore after wearing these for mere minutes!

Now you don't have to wait the authentic 6 months - infinity timespan it takes to receive these shoes when bought directly from the company!

These shoes are super rare, as shown by the number of people not receiving the shoes that they had previously purchased, so this is a great chance to get a pair of completely unwearable shoes from this brand!

If you have the time or know of resources, these shoes may be salvaged by a cobbler or DIY project. However, for now, I have no time to refurbish these shoes.

Happy bidding, and good luck!

 

 

 


DOMESTIC SHIPPING: Free!
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: Why bother? But if you\\\\\\\'re interested, probably 25$ or so.


Shipping to United States: Contact seller for quote
Shipping outside United States: Contact seller for quote
Condition: Major Damage
Brand: Other Indie
Damage: Misprint Or Mistake
Colors: Pastels, Pinks
Category: Shoes
Payment accepted via Google Pay ONLY, at this time. I ship from the US. Domestic shipping prices always include tracking. Payment is due within 72 hours of winning the auction. Failure to pay and/or communicate within that timeframe will result in negative feedback. I ship within 1 to 7 days, depending on my schedule. I don't currently accept payment plans or hold items. Please be sure that the shipping address connected to your account is correct before purchasing. I will NOT send purchased items to an address other than the one listed on your Paypal. I DO NOT mark packages as "Gift" when being sent overseas. The buyer is responsible for all customs and fees once the parcel is sent and out of my hands. I am not responsible for the safety of the package once it leaves my hands and is mailed off. **Pets DO reside in my home! Although they are not allowed near my wardrobe, I would advise buyers with allergies to be aware. Please message me or comment with any additional questions. Thank you!

10 comments

Maeito over 7 years ago
I don't think I'm getting whats wrong with them. It might just be because I cant read very well but is the shoe size to small? Like could it fit someone below that size? Or are they just really friggin painful to wear.
TheSublimeSyndrome over 7 years ago
All of the above! I suppose the shoes fit a slim 23.5 foot just fine. However, sizing isn't really the problem: they are extremely painful to wear due to faulty construction, not as a fault of the sizing. Hopefully this helps clear up some confusion!
midoritea236 over 7 years ago
ROFL!! I love you so much for this description; you have made my current 13 hr shift that much more bearable!!
TheSublimeSyndrome over 7 years ago
I'm glad to have brightened up your day a bit! If you ever find that you'd like to have your feet utterly destroyed during a shift, feel free to put in a bid! Thank you for your support!
usagimon over 7 years ago
Bless you omg
TheSublimeSyndrome over 7 years ago
And a warm-hearted gesundheit to you, too, friend. If you or someone you would be interested in purchasing shoes of such a nature, please be sure to steer them this way. Thank you!
Jola over 7 years ago
A+ accurate listing, I applaud your dedication to truth and honesty!
TheSublimeSyndrome over 7 years ago
Thank you very much! I tried to keep the description as accurate as possible, as I didn't want to deceive any potential sellers about the item up for auction. Hopefully with this, bidders will have no confusion as to what they are buying. If you ever find that you have the desire for a completely useless pair of shoes, hopefully you'll come back and put in a bid. Thank you for your interest!
arisuki over 7 years ago
If these were my size I would have bid on them SOLELY because of your highly compelling sales post.
TheSublimeSyndrome over 7 years ago
On the contrary! These shoes are also a great alternative to firewood or kindling, if you're in need of extra burn material for your cozy little fireplace! Imagine yourself drinking tea and reading your favorite book as you curl up next to the hearth, happily knowing that these abominations are slowly being burned to ashes. Please note: I am not responsible for any harmful or toxic fumes or unholy entities that may be released if you so choose to rightfully lay these shoes to waste. Please let me know if you have any further questions. Thank you!
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