Candy Treat jsk in cream

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DRESS OH MY GOD BECKY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CUTER DRESS I SURE AS SHIT HAVEN'T. LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING CANDIES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING DRESS DEAR GOD IT'S LIKE SOMEONE BEAT A FUCKING UNICORN PINATA OVER THIS DRESS AND SAID "YES GOOD I WILL NOW MAKE A DRESS BASED ON THE HORRIFIC DEATH OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN THOSE LOLITAS WILL EAT THAT SHIT UP." DON'T YOU WANT TO OWN THIS FUCKING DRESS? OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO MOTHER FUCKER. FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF WHATEVER'S FUCKING LISTED YOU CAN HAVE THE DRESS -AND- THE MOTHER FUCKING MATCHING SOCKS TO GO WITH IT HOLY COW THAT IS A GOOD FUCKING DEAL LIKE JESUS COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU A BETTER DEAL IF HIS RESURRECTION DEPENDED ON IT. HE'D JUST BE LIKE "MAN, SHIT, YOU'D BETTER SNATCH THAT SHIT UP BEFORE SOME OTHER FRILLY MOFO TAKES IT. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU HAVING THIS DRESS MEANS I CAN'T BE RESURRECTED JUST BUY THE GODDAMNED DRESS BECKY."

THE DRESS IS IN GOOD CONDITION AND HAS BEEN WASHED WITH THE TEARS OF A THOUSAND VIRGINS SINCE I WORE IT OUT. I MADE SURE TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD STAINS FROM MY VIRGIN SACRIFICES. OXYCLEAN DOES WONDERS.
FOR A LIMITED TIME I AM SHIPPING ALL MY LISTINGS FOR $10 SHIPPED IN THE CONTINENTAL USA. THAT MEANS 48 STATES EXCLUDING ALASKA AND HAWAII BECAUSE FUCK THOSE STATES AMIRITE. NO JK IF YOU LIVE IN ALASKA OR HAWAII HIT ME UP I WILL STILL SHIP IT TO YOU IT JUST CAN'T BE $10 BECAUSE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS LIVE TO FAR WHAT THE FUCK. YOU MIGHT AS WELL LIVE IN RUSSIA OR THE NORTH POLE OR SOME SHIT WHEN YOU AREN'T CONNECTED TO THE GREAT UNITED MOTHER FUCKING STATE OF GUN-LOVING AMERICA NAWMEEN MOTHER FUCKERS? ANYWAY IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE USA I CAN STILL SHIP TO YOU, JUST HIT YA HOMEGIRL UP I HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME DEALS WE GET THIS SHIPPED TO YOU AND NO ONE HAS TO KNOW IT'S BETWEEN YOU ME AND THE DON CORLEON WE GOOD? AIGHT WE GOOD MOTHER FUCKERS.

 

 

DOMESTIC SHIPPING: $10 for the continental US
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: Buyer must comment for shipping quote