I know, you’re saying ‘But Ony, I love Poni-‘

STARS?!!!? WHO CARES ABOUT PONIES AND BUNNIES WHEN FACED WITH THE BRILLIANCE OF LIKE 5 MILLION DIFFERENT TYPES OF STARS ON THIS THING. SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND GET ON THIS FREAKING STAR TRAIN WITH ME.

‘Ok, but what els-‘

LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THE STARS ON THIS THING ARE ALL YOU WILL EVER NEED IN LIFE. But… WE’VE ALSO GOT GLITTER BUTTONS?!?! You’d think that AP would follow the HEAVENLY theme and use STARS for buttons (not not literal ones, that’s ridiculous, stop it) BUT NO, THEY PULLED ONE ON YOU BY SLAPPING ON BOSS ASS ROUND GLITTER BUTTONS THAT YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER EXPECTED AND SO OF COURSE MAKES THEM THE MOST AMAZING AND PERFECT CHOICE FOR BUTTONS AND YOU’LL BE THINKING OF THESE BUTTONS ALL DAY WHENEVER YOU’RE NOT WEARING THIS THING.

‘I mean those buttons are basically the best buttons I’ve ever seen but wha-‘

HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER, HOLD ONTO YOUR FRILLY BUTTS BECAUSE THIS. THING. HAS. A. STANDING. COLLAR?!?!! What? A STANDING collar on a freaking SWEET BLOUSE INSTEAD OF A PETER PAN COLLAR? You’ve got to be shitting me, WILL AP EVER STOP DECIMATING ME WITH THEIR DESIGN CHOICES ON THIS THING? I. CAN. ONLY. TAKE. SO. MUCH.

Back to the STAAAAARS though. This blouse will become the center of your universe. How could it not be? Because it also has MESH CUT OUT STARS ON THE FREAKING SLEEVES? ANGELIC PRETTY, CAN YOUR BRILLIANCE EVER FADE? DID THE DESIGNER OF THIS BLOUSE IMMEDIETLY ASCEND TO THE PEARLY STAIR OF HEAVEN UPON ITS CONCEPTUALIZATION BECAUSE THEIR MORTAL BODY COULD NO LONGER HOUSE THE PERFECTION OF THEIR STARRY SOUL?!?!?

‘Ok, I’m kind of warming up to this thing, but I’m not sure if it has enough bow-‘

Shut your face you beautiful summer child of glitter and rainbows because this blouse has gained intelligence and understanding of our simple, human ways and turns out is actually a pretty nice artificial construct because it already solved that problem by coming with a NECKTIE THAT YOU CAN TIE INTO A FREAKING BOW AND THAT PRETTY PREDICTABLY HAS GOT DANG STARS ON THE ENDS?!?!?! WILL THE WONDERS EVER CEASE?! I PLEAD TO THE SILENT SKY TO RELEASE ME FROM THE TORMENT OF THE JOY OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF THIS BLOUSES’ EXISTANCE.  

‘Well, I have a growing need to own this that is becoming harder and harder to ignore but I literally own no sweet items?’

Buy it and fly it like a banner from your chimney! Buy a mannequin and slap this bad boy on it and put the mannequin in your passenger seat of your car so that you can ride in the HOV lane without actually having to interact with another human being! Maybe a dog can wear? Sell your entire gothic wardrobe and build a completely brand new closet around this one. freaking. blouse; BOOM you’re a sweet Lolita now with a kick ass collection that everyone is envious of but you’re surrounded by good friends who are not insecure in vocalizing their feelings to you and you all work together to process those negative thought patterns and support each others’ personal growth and end up making progress towards being the ABSOLUTE BEST. VERSIONS. OF. YOURSELVES. AND ALSO ONE OF YOU HAD AN IDEA TO BUY THE REST OF THE COLORWAYS OF THIS BLOUSE AND YOU ALL FORM A SENSATIONAL LOLITA POP STAR GROUP OR SOMETHING, WHATEVER THE KIDS ARE INTO THESE DAYS?!?!?!

I Always believed in you and I’m so. fucking. proud of you… Fly baby bird! SPREAD THOSE STARRY WINGS INSIDE OF THOSE CAP SLEEVES WITH THE MESH STAR CUT OUT, AND FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!1111!!111

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there is a small stain on the neck tie, please see my TOS for payment and shipping information

Bust (no shirring) 

~92cm

Length

~55cm

Shoulder Width

~35cm