2 JSKS AND 2 BLOUSES WITH PARTS OF THE PROCEEDS GOING TOWARDS BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN

ASSUMING YOU'RE A US CITIZEN AND NOT A TOTAL MORON, YOU DON'T WANT EITHER HILLARY CLINTON NOR DONALD DRUMPF TO WIN THE ELECTION. DONALD DUMP IS A TOTAL IDIOTIC LIZARD WHO THINKS HE'S FOOLING EVERYONE WITH HIS STUPID ORANGE SPRAY TAN AND SQUIRREL TAIL HAIR PIECE BUT HE IS IN FACT JUST A STUPID LIZARD WITH A SHITTY SPRAY TAN AND SQUIRREL HAIR. HE WOULD RUIN AMERICA'S ECONOMY FOR SURE. BUT HILLARY IS WORSE THAN DRUMPF AS A PRESIDENT BECAUSE SHE WOULD LITERALLY PUT PEOPLE INTO MACHINES THAT CHURNS OUT GOLD IF SHE WAS THE PRESIDENT. SHE'D START WARS IF IT WOULD MAKE HER ONE DOLLAR RICHER AND SHE'S A SNAKE. WAKE UP AMERICA DON'T LET THE ELECTION BECOME A VOTE FOR DUMB AND DUMBER-ER.

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO BUY THIS LOT OF 2 JSKS AND 2 BLOUSES BECAUSE I'M GOING TO PUT A PORTION OF THIS SALE TOWARDS BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN TO HELP HIM BECOME SUPREME BENEFICENT RULER OF THE UNIVERSE (HOLY SHIT BENEFICENT IS A WORD I DID NOT ACTUALLY EXPECT THAT BUT AUTO-CORRECT DIDN'T CHANGE IT SO IT MUST BE WOW.) I'VE DONE IT BEFORE AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN FOLKS.

IN THIS LOT YOU WILL FIND A METAMORPHOSE JSK, A HANDMADE JSK, A F+F BLOUSE, AND AN AP BLOUSE. HONESTLY THIS IS A TOTAL STEAL. THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULDN'T WANT IT IS DONALD DRUMPF BECAUSE HE'S A DUMMY. YOU'RE NOT A DUMMY, AND YOU'RE NOT DONALD DRUMPF, RIGHT?!

THE METAMORPHOSE JSK IS FULLY SHIRRED AND YOU CAN FIND IT ON LOLIBRARY HERE: http://lolibrary.org/apparel/polka-dots-shirring-pinafore-jsk IT COMES WITH DETACHABLE BOW AND WAIST TIES, AND AN UNDERSLIP. PERFECT FOR THE UPCOMING WARM WEATHER. JUST KIDDING IT'S SNOWING AGAIN IN ILLINOIS. NO WAIT IT'S 90 DEGREES AGAIN. WAIT NO PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON IT'S SLEETING. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW AND FRANKLY I'M TIRED OF LIVING IN IL. FUCK ME.

THE HANDMADE JSK IS MADE WITH CORDURY AND I CAN PERSONALLY ATTEST THAT IT WOULD KEEP YOU PRETTY WARM IN THE WINTER. SEE THIS LOT IS REALLY THE SUMMER/WINTER LOT. I'M SMART AND THOUGHT OF THESE THINGS. I'M DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN DONALD DRUMPF. THE JSK HAS FINISHED HEMS AND WILL NOT FRAY, BUT IT'S ONE OF THOSE WEIRD THINGS WHERE THE HEMS /LOOK/ LIKE THEY'RE NOT FINISHED. THEY'LL FIT A 34-36IN BUST AND UP TO 30IN WAIST MAX. NO SHIRRING OR WIGGLE ROOM. REALITY IS HARSH.

ANYWAY THE AP BLOUSE COMES WITH DETACHABLE JABOT AND BACK TIES. IT'S MEANT FOR TINY JAPANESE WOMEN WITH BUSTS NO BIGGER THAN 36IN AND WAIST NO BIGGER THAN 28IN. IT'S ALSO PRETTY SHORT, WITH A LENGTH OF ABOUT 20IN. THE F+F BLOUSE IS THE SAME BUT HAS SHIRRING IN THE BACK AND CAN STRETCH A BIT MORE. ALL ITEMS ARE IN LIKE NEW CONDITIONS AND I HAVE NOT NOTED ANY FLAWS MYSELF.

AMERICANS. DO THE RIGHT THING AND BUY THIS LOT SO I CAN DONATE TO BERNIE SANDERS AND HELP THIS BEAUTIFUL WHITE HAIRED MAN BECOME THE NEXT SUPREME.

 

 

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